We Hate F Tourists - Lisbon
In Portugal every sunrise promises a new adventure—a tapestry of terraced vineyards, sunlit apartments by cobbled alleys, and the hush of ancient towns waiting beneath fiery skies. Here, the pulse of Lisbon’s Alfama echos through fado-song at dusk, while Port wine shimmers in candlelit caves of Porto’s Ribeira. The Algarve invites with golden beaches and secret grottos, stretching toward Faro’s salt-scented breeze. Glide through Douro’s emerald valleys or ascend Sintra’s misted peaks. Book here!
We Hate F Tourists
Lisbon Rua Capitão Renato Baptista 88
No. of rooms
71
WiFi
Parking
Rooms for singles
We speak
ES PT-PT
9.1/10
No. of rooms
71
WiFi
Parking
Rooms for singles
We speak
ES PT-PT
9.1/10
In a prime location in the centre of Lisbon, We Hate F Tourists provides air-conditioned rooms, a garden, free WiFi and a shared lounge. 1.2 km from Rossio and 1.1 km from Dona Maria II National Theatre, the property features a terrace and a bar. The accommodation offers nightclub and a shared kitchen.
Breakfast is available, and includes buffet, continental and vegetarian options.
Staff at the 24-hour front desk speak English, Spanish and Portuguese.
Popular points of interest near the hostel include Miradouro da Senhora do Monte, St. Georges Castle and Commerce Square. Humberto Delgado Airport is 6 km away, and the property offers a paid airport shuttle service.
The hotel day starts from hour 15:00 and ends at 12:00.
When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.Please inform in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.
Double Room with Private Bathroom. The double room has a private bathroom fitted with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned double room features a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit has 1 bed. ;
Twin Room with Private Bathroom. The twin room features a private bathroom equipped with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned twin room offers a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit offers 2 beds. ;
Bed in 4-Bed Superior Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Female Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory features a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 4-Bed Standard Dormitory Room. The shared bathroom offers a shower and a hairdryer. Among the room amenities are air conditioning and heating as well as a quiet street view. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Basic Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has air conditioning.
License number: 85993/AL
Airport shuttle
First aid kit available
Tour or class about local cultureadditional charge
Street parking
Airport shuttle (additional charge)
Luggage storage
Sun terrace
Non-smoking rooms
Cashless payment available
Designated smoking area
Hand sanitizer in guest accommodation and key areas
Outdoor furniture
Face masks for guests available
Terrace
Use of cleaning chemicals that are effective against Coronavirus
Shared lounge/TV area
Evening entertainment
Safety deposit box
Lockers
Air conditioning
Internet services
Shared kitchen
Bar
24-hour security
CCTV in common areas
Guest accommodation is disinfected between stays
CCTV outside property
Free WiFi
Tour desk
Entertainment staff
Happy houradditional charge
Parking
Nightclub/DJ
WiFi
Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities
Garden
Smoke alarms
Games room
Themed dinner nightsadditional charge
Daily housekeeping
Invoice provided
Fire extinguishers
Concierge service
Key card access
Lift
WiFi available in all areas
Guests have the option to cancel any cleaning services for their accommodation during their stay
Board games/puzzles
24-hour front desk
Linens, towels and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines
Pub crawlsadditional charge
