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We Hate F Tourists - Lisbon

In Portugal every sunrise promises a new adventure—a tapestry of terraced vineyards, sunlit apartments by cobbled alleys, and the hush of ancient towns waiting beneath fiery skies. Here, the pulse of Lisbon’s Alfama echos through fado-song at dusk, while Port wine shimmers in candlelit caves of Porto’s Ribeira. The Algarve invites with golden beaches and secret grottos, stretching toward Faro’s salt-scented breeze. Glide through Douro’s emerald valleys or ascend Sintra’s misted peaks. Book here!

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We Hate F Tourists
Lisbon Rua Capitão Renato Baptista 88

No. of rooms
71

WiFi

Parking

Rooms for singles

We speak
ES PT-PT

9.1/10

In a prime location in the centre of Lisbon, We Hate F Tourists provides air-conditioned rooms, a garden, free WiFi and a shared lounge. 1.2 km from Rossio and 1.1 km from Dona Maria II National Theatre, the property features a terrace and a bar. The accommodation offers nightclub and a shared kitchen.

Breakfast is available, and includes buffet, continental and vegetarian options.

Staff at the 24-hour front desk speak English, Spanish and Portuguese.

Popular points of interest near the hostel include Miradouro da Senhora do Monte, St. Georges Castle and Commerce Square. Humberto Delgado Airport is 6 km away, and the property offers a paid airport shuttle service.


The hotel day starts from hour 15:00 and ends at 12:00.

When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.Please inform in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.



Double Room with Private Bathroom. The double room has a private bathroom fitted with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned double room features a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit has 1 bed. ;
Twin Room with Private Bathroom. The twin room features a private bathroom equipped with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned twin room offers a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit offers 2 beds. ;
Bed in 4-Bed Superior Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Female Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory features a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 4-Bed Standard Dormitory Room. The shared bathroom offers a shower and a hairdryer. Among the room amenities are air conditioning and heating as well as a quiet street view. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Basic Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has air conditioning.


License number: 85993/AL

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facilities

Airport shuttle

First aid kit available

Tour or class about local cultureadditional charge

Street parking

Airport shuttle (additional charge)

Luggage storage

Sun terrace

Non-smoking rooms

Cashless payment available

Designated smoking area

Hand sanitizer in guest accommodation and key areas

Outdoor furniture

Face masks for guests available

Terrace

Use of cleaning chemicals that are effective against Coronavirus

Shared lounge/TV area

Evening entertainment

Safety deposit box

Lockers

Air conditioning

Internet services

Shared kitchen

Bar

24-hour security

CCTV in common areas

Guest accommodation is disinfected between stays

CCTV outside property

Free WiFi

Tour desk

Entertainment staff

Happy houradditional charge

Parking

Nightclub/DJ

WiFi

Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities

Garden

Smoke alarms

Games room

Themed dinner nightsadditional charge

Daily housekeeping

Invoice provided

Fire extinguishers

Concierge service

Key card access

Lift

WiFi available in all areas

Guests have the option to cancel any cleaning services for their accommodation during their stay

Board games/puzzles

24-hour front desk

Linens, towels and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines

Pub crawlsadditional charge

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